Today I had lunch with my mother at a small local bakery. We picked up our sandwiches, and then I went back to the counter to get a cup of coffee. There was a line, so I had to wait for a few minutes. During my absence, a little girl, perhaps three years old, wandered up to my mother, pointed at my sandwich, and said: “Who’s going to eat that?”
“My son will,” my mother said.
“Where is he?” the child asked.
My mother pointed me out to her. “That’s him over there, at the counter.”
The child looked at her, wide-eyed with astonishment. “But he’s a grown-up!” she said.
“Yes, he is,” my mother agreed.
“Why does he still need a mommy?” the child asked.
“You get to keep your mommy when you grow up,” my mother said. “Your mommy never stops being your mommy, whether you need her or not.”
The child was much perturbed by this information, and regarded me suspiciously when I came back with my coffee, as though I were somehow working the system.
April 18, 2008 at 4:50 pm |
I agree with your mother so very much!
April 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm |
Of course, you’re working the system. Doesn’t everyone?
Wait until she learns about the children with two mommies.
April 19, 2008 at 11:40 am |
I was going to say, “David, you are amazing” before I read Mr.Random’s comment.Now, I am afraid the award as always goes to my all time favourite commentator.
April 19, 2008 at 1:48 pm |
AJ — I know, I can’t ever outdo Mr. Random. I am the straight man for his brilliant comments.
April 19, 2008 at 6:01 pm |
Damn straight.
April 19, 2008 at 8:58 pm |
If you’re working the system, don’t stop. The system needs a good working over.
April 19, 2008 at 11:11 pm |
This is too funny! That little girl doesn’t realize it yet, but she’s going to love working the system. I know my kids do. I imagine they always will.
April 20, 2008 at 1:49 am |
Oh my. Makes me wonder what she’s been told….
April 20, 2008 at 3:03 am |
I think she was just perturbed because she wanted the sandwich. Great line from your mother, and Mr. Random.
April 20, 2008 at 10:21 pm |
LOL…I was thinking the same thing Stevo was thinking…she wanted your sandwich.
April 21, 2008 at 5:05 am |
Well, I’m sure David was having a VERY nice sandwich, so yes. I wonder what she thought happened to mommies when you grew up… And she can’t possibly have a visible grandparent, or at least she doesn’t understand what they are, if she does. Which is possible.
We used to play a game with our nephews at family gatherings when they were small. We would challenge them to find our various relatives. “Where’s my little brother?” “Where’s your mommy’s mommy?” “Where’s your Dad’s sister?”
April 21, 2008 at 6:57 am |
She was doubtless perturbed because she is just about old enough to have begun to suspect that not everything adults tell her is true. (Easter Bunny? Father Christmas? Tooth Fairy? Eating carrots makes you see in the dark? The ice-cream van playing its tune means it has run out of ice-cream?… okay, maybe that last one was just MY parents…)
April 21, 2008 at 5:41 pm |
That was sweet! And so true! Your mommy will always be your mommy, no matter how old you are! (I need to call my mommy…)
April 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm |
Having lost both my parents while in college, I kind of feel like this little girl whenever I see adult children with their mommies. Maybe I’m just substituting confusion for sadness, but it seriously does not computer especially when I see people my age (late 40’s) with their parents. (And no, I didn’t have grandparents either, so that model never got formed in my young mind)
April 22, 2008 at 10:56 pm |
that is, “does not compute”, not “computer”. Really not having parents does not make me a cold hearted machine. Or does it?
April 24, 2008 at 9:12 pm |
Lazy B — It makes sense to me that seeing adult kids with their parents wouldn’t computer, compute, or commute … it’s outside your frame of experiential reference. I actually feel that way when I see people with their siblings … it’s strange to me. I wish you’d had your parents longer; that’s too soon to lose them.
Truce — Your parents were evil geniuses.
LFC –The part I forgot to mention, which makes this all a little more odd, is that the child’s grandmother was with them, and the child’s mother referred to her own mother as “Mom” when addressing her. But things are sometimes more confusing when unfamiliar people are involved.
May 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm |
Maybe she doesn’t understand grown men and their moms.